I always wondered if that meant he was saying that Laura Bush did.

Less bread! More taxes!

Didn't they already remake Seven Samurai with insects?

Some comic books don't have nudity in them… but what's the point?

Brain is short-circuiting
from as-yet untapped fanfiction crossover potential.

So forget the words and sing along!

I heard it was going to be a pastiche of his former films, "Commando Junior."

Millicent smells Miller. Pee-yew!

Cattle mutilations are up.

Point of origin
So is he just a Kryptonian now?

I know, I know I said that I would quit.

I'm looking forward to Whedon's feminist take on the bunny hopping by and knocking at the door to avoid the hunter. Anya's fear of bunnies may prove to have been well-founded.

Sorry, is this some weird kind of limey firstie attempt? If so, die of plague.

Die in a vat of tiger's blood!

It wasn't an 800 line. It was a direct phone line to an analog answering machine in Flans's apartment. They still have dial-a-song on their website, don't they? I mean, it's not quite the same as knowing you're the only person in the world listening to that song at that point in time, but it's still fun.

The friction as it falls to earth produces heat and light!*

Where was I? I forgot the point that I was making.

I thought it was the day that love came to play.

Definitely dethpicable.

HPC, I'm fairly sure you're mistaking Dead Man's Chest for At World's End. DMC is the one with the drawn out cannibal escape scene with the bone hamster ball and the wooden hamster wheel three-way sword fight. AWE is the one that left everyone saying, "Wait, who's allied with whom now for what reason?"