I still would have been much happier if Mary had killed Magnussen. We still could have had the pretty resurrection-by-mind-palace without needing to scream "WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T MARY SHOOT MAGNUSSEN?" at the television throughout.

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Mary had Magnussen and Sherlock at gunpoint. She shoots Sherlock but NOT Magnussen and gets away? Magnussen let John and Sherlock into his house without having them searched even though they patted down John and Sherlock in their own house?

So now I know that Ben Kenigsberg saw the 2007 production at the Steppenwolf and diddlyshit about the 2013 film version, except that it is inferior to the Steppenwolf's 2007 production. This is exactly the information I needed to know before deciding whether or not to see the film!

I still get freaked out by the opening of the 1974 film "Murder on the Orient Express," in which little a little girl's kidnapping and murder are shown in a montage of headlines, photos, and short film clips against music that's in turns eerie sensationally scary. The final headline "DAISY FOUND SLAIN" fades from…

Apparently pale is the new sexy.

I'm just pointing out that saying Hiddleston is a poor man's Cumberbatch makes about as much sense as saying that Kim Kardashian is a poor man's Paris Hilton.

Both Cumbles and Hiddles have been the best things in everything I've seen them in. Though this may change with August: Osage County, because cast. And if I ever see "War Horse," since choosing between the two would hurt.

Perhaps Electric Sheep are not the best judges of human beauty.

Martin Freeman? *ducks*

I can't believe Cumberbatch had the audacity to be by far the best thing in the film. The NERVE!

Next fanfiction project: a Stephenson and Shakespeare crossover with a female lead named Hero Protagonist.

Hiddleston's Loki was the FIGWIT of Thor. Or TIGWIT, rather.

Hiddleston = Eton, Cambridge
Cumberbatch = Harrow (scholarship), U Manchester

I Watched This on Purpose: Henry VIII or All Is True

What? No love for As You Like It? If you want a taste of all of Shakespeare's comedies, that's the one.

King John is the Shakespeare play that could actually be improved by the addition of zombies.

It's gotta be said: Squee!!

Erm, we've been here for years. Silly hysterical males.

Were I prone to swooning, I would do so now.

How come we're burning the midnight oil?