Awful. A perfect example of what happens when you have all the special effects budget in the world and not enough story. See also Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.

I think you all seriously underestimate the appeal of pointing out the funny noises one can make when clad in PVC, like knee whistles.

I don't wear a bra. I just shove the oranges down me vest.

And that time Edina tried to jump a motorcycle over a tank containing sharks.

And really, people watch Real Housewives to see people behaving like Edina and Patsy. And it was funny. Gad, Bubble made me laugh.

Does the cold of deep space make her nipples go pointy?

Quick! Consult the Code of Hammerabi!

As long as it spurs another round of Evil League of Evil applications on YouTube, I'm all for it.

Felicia Day is five feet tall and sick of him and all his carrying on.

No San Diego stop. I guess mama didn't 'llow now banjo playin' down here.

UMD, if a person doesn't think GP's talent merits the accolades she has received, then why would you make fun of them for using words like "unearned" or "privilege" when discussing her, considering how much her early career owes to her showbiz pedigree? As for GOOP, Anonymousetrap didn't say anything about that.…

Or maybe we suffer from a thing called "taste."

I had no opinion on her either way before seeing "Shakespeare in Love," but the only positive thing she brought to that film was flawless skin that looked great in golden light. Her performance was the epitome of forehead-wrinkling-acting. I guess I should thank her for ensuring that I'd never take the academy awards…

Too old. We'll be shipping you off to the CNN comment board any day now.

Katniss/Coin is my Hunger Games OTP.

I see what you did there. Humidity and maple syrup urine disease!

Bravo, Miller and CCH!

Does it turn on and off when you clap your hands?

It's superb if you can deal with the overly saturated color scheme. And Jason Isaacs is fabulous. It's unfair that he should be so good at taking loathsome villains and making them all purringly, deliciously dangerous.

I myself have spent many pleasurable hours, er, poring over the pages of Lost Girls. Best $70 I ever spent.