Not with Rogen playing him. Ew.

Well they had to make up for disallowing auditions by people over 30 somehow!

I need me some hate.
Gwyneth Paltrow is in in entertainment news, and there's no new Hater. Anybody want to step up to the bat?

It'd be even worse than the one he was wearing because of the schlock.

They look like depressed, white-paint spattered trees, as if the pigeons and grackles of light took a collective dump on them.

Seriously, this was some top-notch hate. My hat is off to you, sir!

I'm partial to Joni Mitchell's recording of "Twisted."

As long as someone says the word "cunt" at some point.

Yeah sure, and you buy those comic books for your kid, right?

Jacob: Let's go.
Bella: We can't.
Jacob: Why?
Bella: We're waiting for Edward.
Jacob: Ah, yes.
Bella: Eh, you stink of garlic.

What bothered me most about that Godawful Space One (tm) is that the Muppets, who are ostensibly adults who just happen to be frogs and pigs and whatevers, suddenly turned into kids in brightly-colored 90s clothing who were living in this big play house without any kind of direction or goals. It was a fairly lame…

Wouldn't you like to sniff the bottle cap? *snicker*

As long as they don't make you share a trailer with Zoe, Cookie, I agree. It's a good gig.

Definitely, it could have used some of the Monsterpiece Theater class.

Thank you, Muppets, for reinforcing my decision to stay away from all family save my husband this Christmas.

I guess it got too hard having fun all the time.

French fried frog legs on a bright green bun!

I really love continuations of franchises done with care, respect, and excellent knowledge of the original installments.

This thread has now realised for the first time in its life the vital importance of being earnest.

I'd rather read the Wiglaf/Beowulf slash at AFFN, as long as I don't have to read any of the schmoopy Hrothgar romances at Freesians.net.