Au contraire, JGabriel.

Sure I can. And I'm a costume-wearing, conference-attending Harry Potter nerd. I hate Twilight with a burning passion, but half my fic-writing friends write in both fandoms. Of course, the other half also hate Twilight with a burning passion, but to say there's no crossover or similarities is naive.

White dwarves, red giants. I hope the next episode will have LHC jokes in it.

Ahah, yes I did miss it, Glee Fan. I felt as if she had to have a hand in it somehow but missed the M.O. Well spotted. Of course, this raises the question of why the Cheerios' uniforms are being dry-cleaned all the way over in Lima…

I had no problem with that scene. Then of course, that's what 80% of my arguments sound like.

Please God let Nathan Lane not be one of Rachel's dads. I mean, it would explain a lot, but please keep the man off the small screen…

Wait, where do Harry Potter and Twilight fit into this paradigm, because if we're talking obnoxious fan-sprogs…

Agreed- NPH being relegated to "townsperson" when his voice is much more suited to Valjean is the biggest plot stupid in the whole episode. For all that their audition duet was hot, it was about as out of place for Les Miz as the chick singing "Big Spender."

Yeah, her bits were the weakest in this episode. Not sure if it's the cheeseball-helping-someone-else-to-self-actualization stuff or a lack of acting chops. Could go either way.

I was more reminded of the Belgian train station Do-Re-Mi one.
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Phyllis Diller! She could tell her first dirty joke!

Let's have SNL host the final Oprah show!

I think she should play a woman going into an agent's office and describe her family act, which involves incest, violence, rape, and all forms of excretion. Then the agent says, "That's awful! What do you call that kind of act?" And Carol answers, " The AristoCATS." Get it? Get it?

Roethlisberger! Roethlisberger!

Who would win in a fight, her or Cher?

I loved those old Fiat commercials.

If these movies aired on that network, would it be Twylyght?

Because they chose the red pill, duh.

Come to think of it, why don't they have any facial hair, either?

Yeah, because adults reading Twilight is so much worse than adults reading comic books. Come on, people. Enjoying a trashy book series doesn't make a person is illiterate, stupid, or pathologically immature. I think the books are absolute dreck and couldn't bring myself to read beyond three pages of the first book,…