Sure he's great, but can he make balloon animals?

I thought it was a rice-based agua fresca.

Perhaps, but Andrew Bird will not flood Indonesia, asphyxiate you, incinerate your solar system, put women in burquas, or put you at risk of being pecked to death by penguins.

I once saw him open for Nickel Creek, and two dipshits in cowboy dress that had never met dust, let alone any form of livestock, heckled him. They weren't too pleased when those of us who were enjoying his performance started chanting "Brokeback Mountain" at them. And through it all, Andrew kept playing, and…

And you clearly missed the rest of the movie, ant. And the setting. And history. And the rest of my post.

I'm going in with a thoroughly pessimistic attitude, though I secretly hope of being pleasantly surprised.

There's only one thing that I know how to do well, and I've often been told that you only can do what you know how to do well, and that's do a seriously funny visual gag. AV Club IT Department, I salute you!

I'll bet Chris Columbus could have made it even worse than Zack Snyder.

What Droogs Viddy the Viddiers?

I'm generally in favor of efforts to get more scantily clad muscle-bound men on the screen, but "300"'s homophobic overtones, laid-on-with-a-trowel patriotism, and the one female character being reduced to sex/childbearing was all to similar to golden age comics for me to consider it either groundbreaking or…

I'd argue that those are all valid reasons. Also, the wedding that influenced my own.

I am a Comic-Con.

Rule! :D

He's just feeling anti-superhero because now Powers is challenging Fables for ambition, scope, darkness, and kick-ass art.

Wasn't there some porno where the Sarah Palin character demands some liberal fallacy?

Yeah, Phildelphia Story is the one where Cary Grant is dying of AIDS.

*points* HAW HAW!

Long ago, the curliness of his hair filled the emptiness of my palm.

Sorry, I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

This will occur sometime before a hospice will take the slogan "Live a little."