What's green and stuck to Jim Henson's hand?
Something he coughed up from his lungs.

I'll not result to such sorcery.

One should remember that the Muppets were never "hip."  They were simple family fare done very well, but they were never cutting edge.  "Corny," if anything.

Muppets are determined to be mutated dangers to the rest of humanity and they join together to both fight and help normal people.  With old vaudeville routines.

Okay, all of you.  Stop being so old.

And what in God's name is a "poppet?"

This site is wonderful for over-analyzing everything to such an extent that it leaves a horrible, decaying battery taste in your mouth.

It was a piece of poopus.

Now I feel bad for stealing his song from the Internet.

Sometimes the holidays allow old stale references to die. 
Just like they do for old people.

I'm looking for something much less "brick and mortar."

It's a little known fact that an unusually high percentage of professors are exceptionally well-endowed

When radio died, it put a lot of obnoxious losers out of work.

Ghost Rider was indeed quite good.

As I approach retirement age, I am considering crime as a reasonable way to finance my golden years.  Purely white collar crimes, of course, no knifing little old ladies for their purses.  Mail fraud, perhaps.  Or religion.  That way, if I'm successful, I'll be financially secure. If I fail and am convicted, I shall…

I understand that Mr. Oswalt is on the Board of Directors of the corporation that owns this website.

Maybe it was just hate for you.

I believe that is something we should all strive for.

I remained perfectly still while I watched it.

Yes, yes.  Situation comedies.  I remember one starring a young man by the name of Jack Gleason.