Clean hands.

I believe that was a Ray Stevens song at some point.

Perhaps "tickled" would be appropriate.

Making you the even better man, woman or whatever.

That is true.

I refute your hypothesis with Terry Gilliam.

Wrong.  It's embarrassing to have opinions about things you like and post them here.  We will mock them, no matter what they are.

And to wash off the sin.

He's not just watching women masturbating, he's also masturbating.  That is the entire reason for the tapes.  He even says at one point when he is interrupted, that he will "finish up later."

They could kill themselves, but as with us, what is the point?

Yes, now who is the fool?

I would say Concealer, the film he made about acne treatment products.

Has no one here been watching Drop Dead Diva?

Occupy our Octopus.

It will be a delight to see her vagina again.

That's always a mistake.  Don't people learn from Buddha?  He tried that whole meditation thing for years and the enlightenment came when he realized it was all a waste of time.  Enter fat, happy Buddha.

He's always been 100, hasn't he?  It's hard to tell with these performers who cultivate a retro "old guy" image, even when they're relatively young. 

Another writing related death.

Aye, Sven Jorgenson could tell you many a fascinating tale about the legendary Tree of Doom, which grew deep in the dark Forest of Hvelterskjnn, and was said to be home of the dreaded Togloth.

Music "videos."  How quaint.