He has constructed an entire basketball arena from his Emmys, and now would like to go back to using steel and concrete.

As an old person myself, I anxiously await some new songs I can play at home on my melodiophon. 

Not drunk enough.

Stop talking about hats, for god's sake!

Genocide with machetes.

Wasn't Seinfeld on a decade or so ago?  Time certainly flies, eh wot?

Shark repellant.  Then the circle is complete.

Then there wouldn't be articles like this.

With a lisp.

Are you saying the Muppets got racist?  It's just that brown doesn't photograph well.  That's all.

Shhh!  Do you want to crush Cookie Monster's dreams?

The novelty photo of him dressed as a cowboy that he got taken at Frontier Village.

It's not quite as good as a couple of Oxycontins.

Well, there's his song, "You'll Never Hear This Song," which is a bit of a downer.

What's this about Michael Buble now?

They made Niecy Nash very realistic.

Creative consultant on all baked goods issues.

So they're what, Coptic Christian?

For Colored Girls Who Have Considered Suicide
When Dark Knight is Enuf

Really?  I'm sure it's not the only one.