Time travel makes all your wishes come true, while completely destroying the delicate fabric of spacetime.

That is a very personal question.

Hulk Hogan?

Like Joe Esterhaus, he has an amazing coke connection.

Just select one of the generic Muppets from Sesame Street.

Try the ceratops.  It's fresh today.

I was going to guess Tom Sizemore.

I preferred Woodsy Allen's earlier, funnier campaigns to reduce pollution.

Jeff Dunham is the exception to the rule.

I have no actual Muppet experience, but I consider my experience with "The Muffets" equally valid and applicable to the job.

Per the image above, that man has the tiniest left arm ever.

Captain Fingers' Toy Boat Armada
Animal Crackers Made from Actual Animals
The Coffin Sneezers
Red Carnage and the Tin Box Busters

Ghostwriter, Ghost Rider, and Ghostbusters, and Ghoti Writer were not all good.

Lex Luthor's Feisty Curmudgeons.

Dinosaurs were not necessarily cold blooded, as is often depicted in popular fiction.  Something as large as a dinosaur, if it were cold-blooded, would require a long time in the sun to raise their temperature enough so they could effectively hunt and feed themselves.  Therefore it is reasonable to assume that many…

Who can't?

I understand that Patton Oswalt, who has achieved some relative bit of success and fame, lives in a modest house in Burbank and waits for a sale to buy his ham at Pavilions.

Perhaps this problem could be solved by NAFTA.

Finding Chain Reaction plates that aren't chipped is nearly impossible, even on eBay.

"Love, Schmove"