Cool myth, bro.

Young alcoholic women below legal drinking age frequenting bars and taverns.  I trust you to fill in the gaps.

I'm not so as you drunk I am.

MC Hammer went from rich to poor because of his generosity.  Let that be a lesson to you.

I believe she was coming on to you.

It's difficult to take away someone's civil rights even if you are completely convinced they are mentally unstable.  Who is going to finance and insure the places they'd be sent?

What do they is this, indeed.

At very least the butter.

Perhaps she had a psychic premonition of something very bad happening to her in a white limousine.  Becoming homeless, possibly? 

She was a jailbait bar whore who became a comedian because she was constantly in bars and thought comedy looked easy enough for her to do and make money.

Someone really needs to find a way to make drugs cheaper so this doesn't happen.

She might at least be able to buy a decent trailer with that money.

Perhaps you should contact her directly to have her clarify. 

Now there is someone who almost went the way of Michael Jackson.

I believe she was coming on to you.

I'm assuming the "while" is a typo for "white."

I would like to ask her how many fingers I am holding up.

She's still funny!

I will give her a home in my trousers.

The end of the Book of Mormon, with Jesus returning from America then transforming into a ninja and saving himself from the Tomb in an alternate timeline, would be interesting to see on screen for a change.  After all it is "The Greatest Story Ever Re-Told."