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Hey, comment section. I really want to start this show from the beginning because I keep hearing amazing things. Someone recommended I find an infograph for the giant list of characters, and I was hoping to find a non-spoilery one. I Googled a couple, but none of them have headshots (It's just names and titles/ranks.

Hey, comment section. I really want to start this show from the beginning because I keep hearing amazing things. Someone recommended I find an infograph for the giant list of characters, and I was hoping to find a non-spoilery one. I Googled a couple, but none of them have headshots (It's just names and titles/ranks.

-Saw RADIOHEAD both nights at Prudential Center. I'll spare you the specifics, suffice to say it was life changing and beautiful. One quick story from the second night: in the middle of Lotus Flower, my friend and I get texts at the same time that Johan Santana threw a no hitter. We're both huge Mets fans, so to

-Saw RADIOHEAD both nights at Prudential Center. I'll spare you the specifics, suffice to say it was life changing and beautiful. One quick story from the second night: in the middle of Lotus Flower, my friend and I get texts at the same time that Johan Santana threw a no hitter. We're both huge Mets fans, so to

Yeah I'm choking the shit outta you right now.

Yeah I'm choking the shit outta you right now.

Not cool, you guys. I thought they were splitting the season between summer and winter. We have to another whole year for eight episodes? Lame.

Not cool, you guys. I thought they were splitting the season between summer and winter. We have to another whole year for eight episodes? Lame.

THREE AND A HALF SEASONS AND A MOVIE!

By the time these two series make it to air, The Killing will be halfway through investigating who killed Rosie Larsen.

It wasn't meant to be. I mean, you can't spell Seth MacFarlane without Abortion Jokes and Cutaway Gags.

And then tacos.

Nooooo! I love Justified! Even though Raylan tends to shoot people in the face every…say, sixty seconds, it still boasts some wonderful characters and stories that resonate extremely well. And I don't mean to knock 24 either - Season 5 in particular is stellar. It's just that when I first saw The Sopranos, it felt so

This was the first Sopranos episode I ever watched as a wide-eyed freshman in high school and it got me hooked on my love of great television. I still love Season 6A fondly because despite it being the weakest season in the run of The Sopranos, I had never seen anything like it. Unless you count 24, but there's only

Cleanup on aisle 69…

He'll soon regret his "sexual decision" to impregnate Kim Kardashian.

Cabin in the Woods was a real treat. It managed to succeed as a great horror movie (it was also funny as hell) and as a meta-commentary on the genre. I hope it makes a good profit at the box office by the end of its run, but judging by the half empty theater I was in, it's gonna be tough. It's bound to become an

I had to rewind the Annie and Britta scene because I was imagining them lezzing out for a solid five minutes.

No. No no no no. VU were fucking stellar live. The quality of most of their recordings are average at best, but that sure as hell doesn't stop me from listening to 1969 Live or The Quine Tapes. As a gateway, it's probably not the best starting point, but after hearing the album version of White Light/White Heat for

I mean, their last album sucked ass, and I shudder whenever I hear one of their songs being played on CSI, but the last tour they did was fucking stellar. They're just so amazing live. Holy shitsnacks, man. I mean, he'd get to officially be a part of one of the greatest live bands ever. I don't see why he'd say "no"