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There are a bunch of "pay what you want" screenings at major markets tonight (and a few other dates, but mostly only tonight).

Skinny Al Roker sucks.

I saw this same tour, but in North Hollywood.

I always feel like most people who say "Happy" is their favorite song are probably completely unaware of the dirty version of N.E.R.D.'s Lapdance.

Can someone just tell me what happened with the snake guy?

True dat. Hell, I'm not going to re-watch the trailer, but I swear there's an actual gun on a mantle in it.

Also, he accepted sex for rent.

I wish you guys could get these videos to auto-play.

It was a crossover.

Also, "Anti-Masturbation Youth Support Group Meeting" is the name of my Nickleback cover band.

The correct response would have been to develop a rubber glove fetish.

Do they ever take away two-letter words? Probably not.

I know I'm late but I just wanted to point out that they mispronounced Mitch Kapor's name. It's KAY-pour, not ka-POR.

The difference is that in the real version, pulling down the pants is a punishment for not escaping. In my version, it's a reward for ingenuity.

> the same guy who rigged a machine to pull his pants down in front of children if he couldn’t escape a pair of handcuffs.

One sad fact about pirate dvr is it's about a million times better than non-pirate dvr. So somehow they sometimes get webrips of stuff earlier than the official air date. OR SO I AM TOLD.

Hey my maybe-not-entirely-non-pirate DVR software downloaded a new episode of Falling Skies.

He basically does the same schtick to himself on Vice.

I'm over 40 so I've seen my fair share of world cups. This one is different.

Why is everyone in america suddenly pretending to give a shit? I keep going to sad loner bars and finding they are temporarily soccer party bars. Did we lose a war?