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Man, the spoiler space is for the people.

Problems I had with this movie:

Hercules was awesome. I managed to get a D in college mythology never once going to class or opening the book but just using things I learned on the show.

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

That ain't what kinda world we live in.

Now You See Me is the kind of movie where at first the plot really doesn't make sense, but then when you think about it, it makes even less sense.

This pink squid-like creature is the staff doctor for Planet Express on Futurama.

The Ktarian game from STTNG. Probably still less addictive than WoW.

Now kids, I know you loved the old Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., but the new one is going to be better than 10 Super Bowls!

Methinks you've overlooked Thor.

I always bet on movies where the heroes are actors. Shakespeare in Love, The King's Speech, and Argo all proved me right.

Um cause ballyhooing is what we do here. Uh doyee.

Not sure if you watched the video but the Cossacks propose the solution "Why not both?"

The dulcet tones of that Runyon Canyon Sound.

You know in Fight Club when Tyler Durden is describing how to attack applicants to Project Mayhem? "All right, if the applicant is young, tell him he's too young. Old, too old. Fat, too fat."

Other than the tornado filled with sharks, it's actually a fairly accurate portrayal of Los Angeles.

Is that a photo of Nickleback?

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At first, if you're not paying attention, this movie makes no sense.

Now that the bluray is out, we can slow-mo it. Almost every other "card" is actually a blur between two cards, and the 7 of diamonds is both the only card that appears for multiple frames and is perfectly clear.