It's a joke, dad.

I'm pretty sure this is just the first scene in the ABC After School Special, "The Director Who Couldn't Read".

Shouldn't Ringo use the subjunctive mood here? I wish I *were* a Powerpuff Girl?

The general consensus is autoplay is awesome. It's like a real-life Kool Aid Man. "DID SOMEONE CLICK ON A LINK RELATED TO MUSIC?!?!?!?! OH YEAH!!!!!"

"You know, people ask all the time, ‘What’s the most exotic, or unusual, or grotesque food you’ve ever eaten?’ And I still maintain it’s pretty hard to beat, for sheer grotesqueness and bizarreness, you know, a Cinnabon." - chef and ex-heroin enthusiast Anthony Bourdain

I try to be positive about these things.

I felt like I had to also downvote because a) I hate Manga and b) Bender icon solidarity.

If any song ever made me want to drink…

I feel like the whole point of this tumblr is that when you scroll down to the Macklemore lyric you find that it doesn't need to be changed.

Did Sarah Silverman "We Are All Miracles" miss the cutoff date?

Are you asking re: "fiery car crash" + "acted in fast and furious"?

With god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

I think the changes are mostly ok and with the promised changes sounds pretty good.

I have a complete unawareness of awards shows. But I'm hoping that the Spirit Awards is the one for black and minority entertainers.

Yes! My two favorites so far are Netflix and System Update.

Secretly directed by Werner Herzog.

Lonnie Andersen and Lou Bega were married? Got it.

Dammit, I'm going to keep reading "Slayer Kerry King" in my peripheral vision as "Sleater Kinney" until this drops off the front page.

"As of yet untitled film" -> "KONY 2012!"

I assumed Affleck would be the African warlord.