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NPR All Songs Considered has another one: If They Move, Shoot 'Em.

They should film a version of this exclusively using actresses over 5'10".

I know her from Pitch Perfect. I'll go ahead and give you my lunch money right now.

You guys all freaked out when I said 'quadroon'.

Can I be the first to propose that Bullock dies when she lets the O2 out of the Soyuz, and everything afterwards is a hallucination as she slips into death?

It's a three-billion way tie!

The other cure: that soothing Laurel Canyon Sound.

Agreed on the Runner Runner trailer; it looked pretty terrible overall, and JT looked particularly out of his element.  I guess he should stick to acting about Facebook and Barry Gibb.

I have nothing insightful to add but I just want to say I hate these guys SO MUCH.

Barton Fink!  Barton Fink!

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Sam Rockwell is a national treasure.

Two months ago, I was in Yekaterinburg, hometown of Boris Yeltsin, and I will have you know they are extremely proud of him to this day.  P.S. This sounds like a failed joke but it is 100% true.

I've only watched 1.66 episodes, and while it seems like a "good show", so far there is nothing "fun" about the show, which seems like it will be the death of it.

I have had more than one lengthy conversation where I confused Tubman with Tubgirl.  It can get pretty surreal.

At some point (when it was still semi-relevant), Card was blogging about American Idol every week.  He said something like "there's nothing I like more than the sweet voice of a young man singing a love song"(*) and did it around the same time he posted a giant anti-gay screed with apparently no sense of irony or

If the movie's a flaming POS, they might be hoping for a Chick-Fil-A "watch-in" style protest.  "Hey fellow rednecks: support this commercial enterprise to STRIKE FEAR INTO THE HEART OF LIBERALS"

If he can live to be 85 I can have another strip of goddamned bacon.

Mmmm, Parfait…

Who could have imagined that it would be a bad idea to spend the GDP of Palau on a genre that's been dead for 50 years now?

I for one am waiting for Shiny Adidas Tracksuit Dancer: The Movie