Falling Skies is by far the worst show I watch every week.  Please don't make me watch it alone.

No so much "hot" hot as much as "no self respect" hot in a way that makes dudes like me think that we could be another low point in her downward spiral.

Removed naked supermodels, replaced with Fallon and Questlove.  Great job guys.  Can I have some carob cake and non-alcoholic beer with that?

Was he a gay pornstar?  I'm pretty sure he was.

Geggy Tah!

If you think that was too tasteless, I only posted it because I couldn't figure out how to post a comment that used the phrase "gang-smurfed" without it getting flagged.

So there's 99 male smurfs and one female smurf—what is this, China?

I know the internet is full of all sorts of real porn but god damn that video is watchable.

360p?  My computer is from 1997 and can't handle all that resolution!  Please, does someone have a RealVideo stream of this?

Seems like Yeezus has got to get involved in this soon.  I YAM A GOD.

Here is a terrible terrible song sung by a superwhite dude with a guest spot for Pharrell.

Hello.  Is it Wale you're looking for?

I was thinking that when Tommy gets older, he's totally got an in with the two daughters: "Hey, remember that time I saved your life?  And we're supposed to be repopulating the earth, baby."

Is a soda fountain a water fountain with coca-cola in it?  Eight year old me still believes.

C'mon, it would be cool to know who your dad was.

Mmmm, leprosy soda

I think he might have a touch of the Hansen's Disease.

What is this, Alias?

I feel like a lot of Hatesongs have that vibe… somehow, the first time you heard them, they tricked you into liking them, and only later did you realize they sucked ass.

We're bringing the word "Frisco" back, baby!  It's the ironic mustache of 2014.