WTF mind blown moment: I just realized that Targaryen kinda contains the word Aryan.

I imagine anyone who has a grown-up crush on Encyclopedia Brown also wants him to be played by Benedict Chesterfield Cumberbatch.

Like Garfield without Garfield!

As if Sheen would date someone old enough to know anything about "Cheers".

It wasn't all us, we gotta hand Jobs some credit.

As always, the only possible answer is Ween, "You Fucked Up".

Yeah, but I'm asking in which theater.

Yeah, one of those was me.  I was in San Jose, I had six hours to kill before my flight out, and it was a pretty shitty month for movies.

I'm fuckin' bummed abou this, but honestly, every time he took a breath you could practically hear the sleep apnea.

Pepsi Cokeson

I suggest giving the winners contracts with Wraith Babes.

David Cross should stick to what he does best, which is make fun of Creed and Evanescence for being sellouts, and starring in Chipmunks movies.

I assume this means you think the lyrics "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS" do not appear on the album.  If so, I await your reaction when you give it a listen.

I really cannot tell: Is Kanye being serious here?

Possible moles:

Does he like rape jokes or not?  I can't tell.

He can always go back to his distant cousins who own the easter egg coloring racket.

When they said that the box contained Theon's favorite toy, I was thinking "GI Joe Action Figure with Kung Fu Grip".

This could be big—Allen Gregory big!

Cause Tobias Beecher got raped more than enough times to last us for a long while.