I feel like all that time spent watching Oz prepared me for brutal slayings of seemingly important characters on HBO shows.  When twitter was exploding last night, I was like, "meh, it figures".

Didn't Sizemore beat up a hooker?

And a cup?

Now that I've fully woken up, been coffeed, and am in a generally better mood, yeah, I was kinda being a dick.  (Not that I ever let that stop me before)

I know I'm going to get kicked off of the internet for saying this, but F&G wasn't as good as we remember it, and the end of the series allowed Apatow and crew to move onto bigger and better things.

There was another recent video, possibly NOLA sissy bounce, that featured butts.  Ok, you're right, they all do.  What set this one apart is that at some point, there was a room full of bouncing butts, and they zoomed out, and New Orleans was filled with bouncing butts, and they zoomed out, and the US was filled with…

"Dildos and Stamps" should be the title of Maron's next book.

I maintain that "Something Wicked This Way Comes" is the most quintessentially "American" novel ever written.  Yes, even more than Gatsby.

The phrase "Unlimited juice?  This party is going to be off the hook!" finds its way into my world at least once a week.

When I heard "Touch" I was 90% sure that I had pirated a fake version of the album.

Are you every single post in my facebook feed?

They're a family band?  Don't they always suck?

No mention of the Sigur Rós cameo on tonight's Simpsons? Kítt með það!

I never understood why there are only ten episodes in a season.  A year is longer than 40 weeks, people.

A lot of people think "Gone in 60 Seconds" was a movie about car chases but there are actually very few car chases and the ones that are there are mostly sucky.  It is instead a movie about brotherly love so intense it borders on incest.

That costs less.

I see "Flag" (Keith, Chuck, Dez, and Stephen) is playing at FYF fest, tickets released today.  I was not into Black Flag enough to know for sure but I assume this is Black Flag minus Rollins, right? That seems like a good motivator for this rant.

Rollinses Band is still available.

Not only will the events of the weekend play out in real time, but the showrunner has committed to the avant-garde filmmaking movement "Dogme 95."  Episodes will be exclusively directed Danish directors, with the series finale being a two-hour film directed by Lars von Trier and screened only at the art theater in the…

There was no cane in Citizen Kane!