I'm on board, as long as you call it "Mangum, P.I."

Bogdan was Romanian.

Weak, shallow relationships are the only ones I can identify with.

This book was one of those "hey everybody in town read the same book at the same time" books in my town.  What I learned from reading it was that the events of 9/11 were traumatic for many people.  The end.

We need this, just to find out the back story behind his appearance on Louie.

If there is ever a "Planet of the Raccoons: Rise of the Raccoons", I'm there dude.

Adidas Dancer
From "What Up With That?"

I wouldn't steal a beating human heart…
…or would I?

I think that I, as well as most of America, already saw our Green Superhero movie for the year, and it sucked. Although I did get a free large Seth-Rogan themed Dr Pepper cup at Carls Junior.

Best qualifying clause ever
"with his own species".

"Since when is Eisenberg known for being snarky?"

Of course I mean "parselmouth". It didn't sound right so I looked it up on wikipedia.

If that sounds natural to you, I think you're some kind of hipster parseltongue.

I know Bonnie and Clyde has a stellar reputation, but I saw it for the first time a year ago, and it did not live up to the hype. Maybe it's one of those "It was groundbreaking for its time even though it's quaint by today's standards" type of films.

To be fair to Ebert, Dick Tracy *was* as good as the next Star Wars.

Mrs. Potts
I was hoping the Angela Lansbury advice consisted of quotes pulled from Beauty and the Beast songs. "Tale as old as time, true as it can be, barely even friends, then somebody bends…"

The Grateful Dead
They've got all of these neat stickers, and badass skull logos, and a legions of devoted followers, and it seems like it must be pretty cool to get into all of that. But I listen to their music for 18 seconds and I remember that I can't stand it.

Spoiler: In The Sixth Sense, it turns out that Bruce Willis is a robot.

Titanica fan
Did that dude on the left jump into a vat of acid that came up to his neck?

Does Kevin Smith have more than one hockey jersey?
Cause I've seen him in several different settings, in photos/video taken at different times, and it's always the same damn jersey.