I thought black hawk down was about a somewhat exotic pillow stuffing.

Indian Light and Magic

The foot-tripper thing
I've only seen the trailer, but every time the part with the little foot tripper thing comes out of the floor, I can't help but think what a complicated system for such a rare occasion.

The old men at the MPAA need to…
…get on X-Box live for approximately 30 seconds, in which they'll hear racist thirteen year olds use more profanity than the king of england did in his entire life.

Beavis, how many times to I have to say it?
Don't put words in videos. I hate words. If I wanted to read, I'd be in school.

"Carry One Wayward Son" = failed firsties, by a staffer, too!

I'm a Mac
Ditch Bruce Willis, and focus on the true heart and soul of the series, Justin Long.

Thanks to "Some Kind Of Monster" is that I know know that Kirk Hammett is an effete hippy. Just add a few card tricks, and he'd be Doug Henning.

The correct answer is "Mountain Song".

Definitely "Old Men Who Look Like Lesbians" material.

Gratuitous? Hardly. It explained the stuttering, which (spoiler alert) was due to overuse of the tongue.

He may not have grown as a filmmaker, but he is much fatter.

Does anyone else..
…think the sister was just gettin' it on with some guy on the sly, and then when she almost got caught, and the dude ran out the window, she made the rapist story up as a cover?

My favorite part of the movie: where all the police officers stand around for two minutes waiting for a fax.

Hiya! I'm Anne Hathaway!
I'm sure you kids know me best as Sergeant Fatso Judson in "From Here to Eternity".

Well I miss your age guidelines by about 100% but then again what should I be listening to at this age? I guess some kind of smooth jazz and slow jams. Somebody pass me a Lenny Williams cassette, stat!

Neutral Milk Hotel
Yes, I'm twelve years late to the awesomeness, which makes me sad.

But "Noel" *is* the meaning of Christmas.

Eclipse
Is the Twilight series disqualified because of a lifetime achievement award or something? Cause I just saw it and it (begin falsetto) sucked (end falsetto).

Eclipse
Is the Twilight series disqualified because of a lifetime achievement award or something? Cause I just saw it and it (begin falsetto) sucked (end falsetto).