Tomorrow
A duet of "God's Song", featuring Rodney, the world's most cynical mailman.

My pet peeve is when people misuse the word "beg". It doesn't mean "ask for", it means "to pass over or ignore". Because that is the only way the "correct" version of "begs the question" makes any goddamn sense.

Thank god
Now I can resume tweeting in support of AIDS. GO AIDS!

Hottest Jessica? Tandy.

Too bad
I thought this might be the much anticipated Brian Dunkleman memoir.

You left out the most important part of the review.
How many anal rapes are in this one? 'Cause I really wasn't prepared for the high number in the first movie. Although now that I think of it I guess nobody ever expects anal rape—that's part of the usual deal with anal rape.

Brilliant idea
Instead of worrying about finding the perfect location, has anyone suggested perhaps reimagining The Hobbit as a cartoon? Avoids all these headaches, and I think it could work.

I could see five Lisa Rinnas, when in fact there were only four.

Wait, did someone say they're bringing back Kath and Kim? Huzzah!

Abe Frohman, the sausage king of Chicago?

I just saw a movie about this.
Seacrestariat

> (In any case, please fix the headline: "Streets"?)

Lara Flynn "A Pus-Filled" Boyle

That cold breath was a complete bullshit special effect. Seriously, way to draw attention to the fact that they weren't really cold.

The movie states that when there were suspect matches, that in the followup match, there's a huge "tit-for-tat" correlation. In other words, in the suspect matches where they claim Akebono let Takanohana beat him, the next time they meet, 80% of the time Akebono beats Takanohana.

The correct punchline is "the dash don't be silent".

That reminds me of the R.E.M./Wesley Willis collaboration, (Don't Go Back to) Rock'N'Roll McDonalds

The best devil toast? "May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead!"

I never saw the Two and a Half Men = Clockwork Orange connection, but it all makes sense now!

Before The Devil Knows You're Dead
God damn that opening scene gave fat out-of-shape white guys like me hope.