Can we take just a moment
and note that Rotwang is a hilarious name. OK, I'll leave now.

Blade and Batman
Marvel certainly dropped the ball on its half of that team-up. I say they should fight the combined forces of Darkseid and the Vulture.

Ground up and in the freezer. (thanks, offensive t-shirt!)

Was it really 5 hours worth of essential material? All I remember is running from the Death Eaters, 700 pages of wandering through the woods, and the battle at the end.

Not since Ted Kennedy in a Barney suit!

How Green Was My Valley. It's officially superior to Citizen Kane after all.

I saw The Rocketeer when I was 6 so to me he'll always be Neville Sinclair.

The cover makes the title look like Snot Music
Also, Emperor Tomato Ketchup is pretty good.

Whatever you think about Sunshine, I think it's a big stretch to say it bottles the caffeinated energy of youth.

Similarly, and even though I've heard his real voice and they sound nothing like each other, I can't read anything by Chuck Klosterman without hearing it as Brian Posehn's voice in my head. It's very strange.

Rabin is much balder than I imagined
On the scale of what I think they should look like based solely on hearing their voices: If Diane Rehm is a 0 (No way that's what she looks like!) and Ira Glass is a 10 (that's exactly what I thought he'd look like!) I give Nathan a 6.5. And Terry Gross is a -15.

(glancing over t-shirt of Shakespearean insults) Thou art a boil, a plague-sore, or embossed carbuncle.

All eyes and no sight
ABC is a fusty nut with no kernel.

Order of Ecclesia was the first video game I picked up and played all the way through to the finish in years and I loved it. Then I read all these people complaining about how it was too hard, so I even got to feel superior to countless strangers who couldn't hack it. Great experience all around.

I remember really enjoying these on Hulu
but I was also stoned out of my mind, so it only kinda counts.

Never played World of Warcraft, but I think kicking Internet nerds off these message boards would be a great way to kill the A.V. Club forever. Regardless, I'm impervious to your insults (what with the God Mode and all).

Donald Glover for Superman
Or Nic Cage, I guess. Or a computer animated Peter Lorre.

I'm a No Control man myself.

Glad to see
that this doesn't look like three hours of them wandering around the woods aimlessly like most of the first 800 pages of the book.

"C'mon Elmo, don't you wanna plaaaaay?!"