They stopped being good once the TV show started
The one about scarecrows was the last one I remember enjoying. Then it seemed like every other one was about Monster Blood.

Lay off, guys. Her expanding army of Southeast Asian children isn't paying for itself, you know.

Sorry Rabin
But this should've been written by somebody who truly IS down with the clown. Tasha Robinson, perhaps? (she just strikes me as an ICP sort of person)

Les Claypool is my favorite at dealing with this stuff
(twangy, nasally Les Claypool voice): "Ya know, throwing things on stage is a sign of small and insignificant genitalia."

Don't you mean: "From Citizen Kane to Transformers: The Movie"?

Cracked.com summed up her popularity perfectly: "…Katy Perry is famous mainly for looking exactly like a Photoshop of Zooey Deschanel's face on a porn actress's body."

Cats & Dogs 2
It wasn't as obscure as the rest of these, but I'm sure nobody was demanding it, especially 9 years after the first one.

Mystery Science Theater 3000
I remember it was the summer between 2nd and 3rd grade and Comedy Central played it weeknights from 11pm-1. I loved old science fiction (especially Japanese giant monster) movies anyway. The first one I remember was Teenagers From Outer Space. When the alien teenager used his…

Well there you go. Moral of the story: read more carefully.

This was probably explained earlier
but how can he be on book 76 if it was a box of 75 books?

Haven't seen Sweeney Todd. I'll have to check it out in the hopes that it brings this whole comparison crashing to the ground. But for it to undo the badness from Alice, Charlie, Corpse Bride, Big Fish, and Planet of the Apes would be astonishing.

You are wrong and should feel shame for enjoying the things you enjoy.

Weezer's cinematic equivalent?
These guys have to be the Tim Burton of music, right? There's the undying fanbase and the fact that they're still popular even though they haven't done anything great since the mid-Nineties (sorry, Big Fish fans). I'll always love Edward Scissorhands and Ed Wood/The Blue Album and…

Rodriguez genuinely loves making movies and gets to make them in his own garage. I think Sin City and Spy Kids 2 are really entertaining movies and I remember Once Upon A Time In Mexico fondly because of how knowingly ridiculous it was and the good will Johnny Depp had yet to destroy ("Are you a Mexican or a…

Wookieepedia says it wasn't even all of them, just the three who aren't Justin Timberlake or Lance Bass and one of their brothers. Imagine, Attack of the Clones could've had the three members of N'Sync nobody remembers. For reasons that I can't quite articulate this feels like it would've been insanely appropriate. …

N*Sync
in Attack of the Clones.

Nature has a way sometimes of reminding Man of just how small he is. She occasionally throws up terrible offspring's of our pride and carelessness to remind us of how puny we really are in the face of a tornado, an earthquake, or a Godzilla. The reckless ambitions of Man are often dwarfed by their dangerous…

@ Park: I don't have it on my iTunes, I just watch the video on Youtube between fifteen and thirty times per day. Freak.

His Greatest Achievement?
I vote for "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins."

Well put, Let's Do This, even if you got the first two reversed.