I hope she doesn't have to try to transfer her credits over from Empire State University to Battleworld University. Or maybe she won't have the grades and she'll have to settle for Battleworld State.

Same here. I just started a subscription to Thor, and I'd rather just experience the stories that Aaron has planned for Thor without having to spend time reading issues where Secret Wars trespasses into the narrative.

"On second thought let's not go to Battleworld. It is a silly place."

Oh no no no. Four Reed Richardses, all of them with infinity gauntlets.

"Ant Man's aunt's flans."

I'm sticking to my description of her as "Marvel's Pippi Longstocking."

I plan to stick with it for a good while, though I have no idea how many others are with me on this. The first issue shows promise to be a title that's a who's who of the Marvel universe as seen through Ryan K. North's weird lens, all while a spunky girl in a squirrel costume Pippi Longstockings her way through some…

Either way, they should give Sony a call about having Spidey banter around with The Thing and Torch during one scene.

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I didn't see the original Fantastic Four film until after I'd seen a bunch of the Marvel Studios movies. I didn't think Fantastic Four was bad, but it was mediocre enough to just be sad.

"No Coke-a. Pepsi."

Godzilla pleasantly surprised me by actually being a superhero movie when I wasn't expecting one.

I'm guessing all the stuff about discovery and mankind is something Doom says to stall our heroes while he inches toward a trap door lever.

Actually, female supers are a little under-represented in G-Man. They're present, but never seem to be at the center of any of the major plotlines.

G-Man by Chris Giarusso is a big hit with my kid. Marvel did a short (4 or 5 issues, collected in a paperback) series call Her-oes, about a young Wasp, She-Hulk, and Namora going to high school together. Also, I second someone else's recommendation of the Marvel Adventures books. You can find paperback collections of…

That's interesting. I supposed any sort of strictly regimented diet where you're REALLY keeping track eliminates snacking, which would be good, weight-loss wise.

I've met God, and that's actually pretty good casting, though Morissette is a good head taller than God.

Waterboy sucks. Gatorade boy's better.

Tsk. Bad show, Babar.

There's a pretty good prequel series of books, if you have the patience to read seven 600+ page tomes. It explains where the race that designed this tech came from, why they seeded the universe with dinosaurs and robots (we never see the robots on the TV show, as they were always installed on the worlds' moons to…