Look at them, Smithers, with their pathetic nostalgia for a forgettable novelty record.

I loved the Simpsons as a kid, and had the album dubbed on cassette from a friend, yet it always did feel really padded.

Nowadays, I bet they refuse to do pretty much anything until absolutely forced to. "Sir, you'll have to move your car. You parked on the sidewalk… blocking the main entrance from actually being able to open." "No."

I should go back and re-read that "Bartman" comic I have in a box in my basement, along with a couple old Marvel Beavis and Butt-head comics.

Don't worry, Benji. I'll visit ya at the home for over-the-hill rock-monsters.

Can you actually do the Humpty-Hump? I was under the impression that most songs about doing a dance don't really have much detail about the dance supposedly involved.

The first episode will reveal her and Dale are married: "Happy anniversary, darling." "And to think, our many happy years together would not have been possible had you not somehow become un-possessed and had my soul not escaped from that bedside table."

"I was just about to give a mighty throgging to this large-eyed catgirl! For ass!"

I need to read more of Slott's Surfer. I read the first three of the new series (having limited experience with the character) on Marvel Unlimited, and between the writing, the Doctor Who-like concept and the cool, poppy art I love it so.

I for one love having old strips of my favorite Marvel characters reminding me of the wonders of Hostess Fruit Pies(tm). Tender, flaky crust! Real fruit filling! There's a big delight in every bite!

Japanese Thor! You only THINK you've seen crazy crap in Thor comics before!

"Oh shit I'm in a situation where I have to unbutton my shirt, and I forgot I'm wearing my spidey costume underneath! I'm always doing this!"

Ha! A bawdy jest indeed! ::slaps back::

"I mean Spider… bot." ::scratches back of head. looks down::

::slap!::

Hey, it's called "Great Job, Internet!" not "This Actually Matters, Internet!"

The MacGyver opening sequence needs a little girl sneezing and plopping her face into her birthday cake. I realize that now.

"The thing about beans is they're a musical fruit…"

You don't realize how much of a pose the rebellion presented in music videos is, until you see the videos from your childhood again.

I always found it delightfully weird how spliced in among this montage of action is a shot of him eating an ice cream cone.