I don't even OWN a Peter Jackson's life.

"It's a graaaaphic noooovel, Joel!"

*Cut away to a character who was never mentioned in the original story, commanding an army and declaring desire for revenge.*

Ugh. I hates the Naboo Bagginses.

"You're gonna get me up that mountain!" "AAAHHH!"

I'm going to play devil's advocate and say I'm actually a little disappointed he didn't go for four. The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies, Part 1.

That's kinda what I took from this. Not interested in doing a Marvel film? I'm kind of relieved.

Don't let the liberal media bury Seth Roghazigate!

We should have dealt with Freedonia back before they got nukes.

Harold and Kumar call the airline to try to get their tickets to NK refunded.

Tony Stark: "Wait. Before we take on Ultron, I have to run a quick errand." (Flies to NK and fires a thousand missiles at Kim Jong-Un's palace.)

Well, I only work two hours a month online from home and I made enough to buy TWO Audi Q5 SUVs. I strapped one to the roof of the other, with a banner on the side reading, "Look upon my part-time online wealth and despair!"

He's bad, bad Lee Roy Brown.

"And remember, I know who you are, and I saw what you did. Now scat! I'M THE GOD! I'M THE GOD!"

I will… NEVER… remember that. Is there some kind of mnemonic device?

I have no idea either way, but that message from the hackers made me imagine some guys sitting around intentionally crafting the note in Engrish. "Do carry out our demand if you want to escape us. And, Stop immediately showing the movie of terrorism which can break the regional peace and cause the War!"

There's a certain percentage of people who no matter what you do aren't going to vote for you, because they want Obama to give them The Interviews for free.

Does she wax her demilitarized zone?

"Been to NK 3x"

Stormtroopers? Here? I must warn Master Franco!