More like Nobunna.

I've heard some weird revenge stories, but this really dwarfs any of those. I guess that lady who lopped off her husband's penis was worse. Still, this rex any chance of salvaging the relationship. Flemish giant.

So he ate the bunny. No, he freed the bunny (the same thing as killing it - a domestic rabbit is not going to survive out there). No, the bunny was in the closet. No, he pet the bunny. No, he smooched it gently on the head…

Even in cases when someone really says something offensive, I often find the apology more offensive than the original thing. It's just so gross seeing grown people reduced by the internet into whimpering dogs, rolling over onto their backs, whimpering and pissing submissively.

Sorry, no one can make vague jokes referencing a murder case that only listeners to a particular podcast would understand. Addison and Kayla are allergic.

I'm about where you are on this. I even enjoy This American Life, but I don't listen to every, single one, so I must've missed when this thing took off.

I remember selling Gmail invitations back when I first got Gmail and it was an invitation-only beta version. For a very short amount of time I was able to sell them for a good amount on eBay. My highest sale was $65. It dipped down pretty quickly, though.

My wife had a Rio Carbon Pearl, I think it was called. Neat, little thing. She dropped it and the volume wheel (it had an actual, physical volume wheel!) broke.

"Superman comes back to life! Get it while it's hot, people!" "Brand new X-Men mutants! Hologram, embossed, ashcan copy! Buy two and keep one in the original, sealed bag! We only printed seven bazillion of these!"

I look forward to seeing these on Antiques Roadshow someday.

Would they buy my half-eaten lunch?

Just don't buy the ones from the fight with Gozer. They absorbed an alarming amount of psycho-kinetic energy.

I'll skip it in the theater and wait until they show it on TNT.

I hope after the hack they've switched to using all names from the Car Talk credits. Heywood Jabuzzoff! ::chuckles, snorts::

I feel pretty morally great about the fact that I think Jennifer Lawrence is quite attractive, but have not and will not sneak so much as a peek at those photos of her. Now that I've mentioned it, though, I lose the bonus of being moral AND humble. Poop.

Then again, who has BROWN hair and looks kinda like a LAURA? Natalie Portman does. Anyone could figure that out.

Jessica Alba could just replace the s in "cash" with a $.

I made a comment up above whose punch line was "funky bunch," which was a reference already used in the article. The cops just let me off with a warning and said not to let it happen again.

The overall culture of the force he wants to join is important to consider. Is this a racist, violent bunch, or rather a funky bunch?

"I can see such sadness on your face." "Hiss." "What I'm doing right now… It's wrong, isn't it?" "Hiss."