I've got a slush ball in my freezer that I'm saving, just in case all this turns out to be true.

To differentiate, this should be under a separate category called "Internet! Great job!"

The world is a terrible place.

(Quick family guy cutaway gag of a ghostly, cartoon Bill Cosby mugging to the camera and eating pudding pops)

The Browncoats are kind of the best of both worlds. Everyone who wants to can see them as freedom fighters, while hardcore confederate flag-wavers can view them as the rebels fighting against Northern Aggression.

Why isn't anyone bringing back Ator from Cave Dwellers? He's a Conan/MacGyver. That's an awesome concept!

I've only seen two episodes of this show. I described it to my wife as "Master Ninja with ghosts."

I very strongly felt that the new Hercules movie should have had his voice dubbed over.

So that's one short stack, hold the greasy monkeys. You want anything to drink with that?

"Doctor Jones! No more parachutes!"

"You call him Doctor Jones, doll!"

We named the dog Mutt.

If you want to be… best buddies… with Matt Berry, I'll understand. ::snaps fingers, points::

FUCK!

Rose had such a perfect sendoff at the end of the Daleks/Cybermen episode. It was just so perfectly tragic. And then they went and undermined the impact later on, again and again.

I'm not into this particular thing, but it's fun to like things, and I'll certainly defend that truth.

Daaaamn. Which one was it? Sue?

Does Jay Leno ever get credit for being in the film that inspired Rush Hour? Well, MIGHT have inspired Rush Hour? Well, was actually quite a bit like Rush Hour in concept?

There has got to be a better Wei.

"I am Groot" replaced by "Free Tibet."