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I do think there are some cool things you could do with that. Obviously, once we starting learning about the physical properties that govern the spirit world, that information has to start being used to greater benefit that simply a ghost extermination service. I want to see a team recruited by an older, well-traveled

"Good, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it out."

Death of Mary, Queen of Kong

"Our scripts were rejected. Expect the unexpected."

I want to see Hulk versus the psycho soda machine. Just getting hit by several rapid-fire soda cans and then smashing the thing.

That'd be cool. I wonder what they'd do with her origin story, though. The Bruce Banner we've seen so far doesn't seem like he would be so careless as to allow his Hulky blood to be used in a transfusion.

Oh yeah, because there's Bizarro Jerry. I forgot about that.

I hope he gets in on some of that superhero banter. Don't hog it all, Stark!

"Hawkeye." "Yeah, Hawkguy." "Did you say Hawkeye?" "Hawkguy, right." …

"Say! I hate to shoot a butt like that!"

I really hope he gets to do something besides be mind-controlled for most of the film. I didn't see what the point of him was in the movie, then I read a couple volumes of the recent Hawkeye comic and I love him. They should do more with the trope of how things quickly get way out of hand, even when he's just trying

I'm imagining Banner arguing that he doesn't want to get all Hulked-up just to jump somewhere.

At this point, I kind of think that ordinary humans in the Marvel universe can "train up" to almost-superpowers.

Will Marvel be brave enough to fund a Hawkeye movie that includes twenty minutes of pizza dog investigating a mystery?

A buck oh five.

SHIELD decrees that Jarvis has to serve out his sentence as Seinfeld's butler, but Elaine falls for him…

That's the sound of me derping up Star Trek 2009. Derp!

Which kinda jives with the comics, wherein the nature of the Hulk (how smart he is, how well he can talk, how well he can control himself, even his color) changes over time, as well as the relative dominance of the Banner personality.

I highly approve.

Seems to be a thing with actors these days. When they're not dressing like GQ, they're dressing like they slept on the subway. See also: the entire male cast of Star Wars 2009.