I love the way that plucky duck just regurgitates infuriating conservative talking points with exasperation, as though he's surrounded by fools who just don't "get it." A hilarious parody of middle-class republicans.

True, there's balance needed. Also, a house with a huge "do not touch" toy display AND kids might be an odd combination. I kind of dig action figures, but take a sort of weird pride in the fact that when I buy old action figures, I take them out of the package and let my kid play with them.

Hey, speaking of Supercuts, check out the haircut in that top image. "Somebody went to Supercuts and FELL ASLEEP IN THE CHAIR!"

I loved the Lego movie, but my wife had an interesting point about how Wil Ferrel's approach to keeping hugely expensive Lego sets in display in his basement is portrayed as the "wrong" way to play with Legos: "Adults are allowed to have fun too."

The original song is the Lego equivalent of Talking Heads' "Don't Worry About The Government."

I thought of Homestar recently when I came across several Deep Impacts in the five dollar bin at Walmart.

"Homestar Runner dot net! *It's dot com!*"

Find them on Homestar Runner dot net!

That's soooo random.

The Obama Conspiracy is that a shadow government agency is hiding hundreds of Obamas in a secret base inside Mount Obama.

It's too bad he never got to direct his Superman movie. "I come from the planet Krypton." "Holy shit, my friend fucked a dead guy on Krypton!" (Both characters light cigarettes)

"And they ran through the briars and they ran through the brambles and they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go!"

Ironically eating Lays. Ironically wiping the grease from your hands onto your shirt.

Salt flavor.

If you kids keep dressing like Seinfeld, it'll stick that way!

On the bright side, your brother can feel the relief of not being involved with this nonsense.

I bet you could convince some of these kids to weed your garden by explaining that it's "so normcore." Could bus them in from Brooklyn. Or would that be migrant-worker-core?

I thought I was normcore, but it turns out I'm legitimately and earnestly a mid-30s Star Trek dad with hair on his back.

If this one goes twice as high, that's gonna be depressing.

I think that was just an episode of Amen. You're REALLY into normcore, aren't you?