I ready my 6 year old son a couple of stories from "Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark" and it scared the hell out of him. He did not want to read more.

From what I hear it's going to be a The State reunion of sorts. Further casting:
Michael Ian-Black - A neurotic, mean ghost
Ben Garant - A Teacher who yells a lot
Kevin Allison - Gay guy
Kerri Kenney-Silver - A murderous PTA mom
Thomas Lennon - Amiable narrator ghost
Joe Lo Truglio - His character from Superbad
Michael…

What evil influence whispers in mothers' ears and tells them to throw away all their kids' metal posters? Maybe she was running with a bad crowd.

He doesn't mention it, but the reason he thought he was gay is because he liked to draw dicks all over everything.

I bear no anger against it, but I do think "Thrift Shop" is better. That speaks to my heart - Thrift shops truly ARE fucking awesome.

American Spirit cigarettes are funny, because it's the same crap but it's in a box that's an attractive color with an Indian on it. You're still handing money to a corporation for the privilege of being killed by them.

I like gluten.

When I first heard this song, I thought, "Oh, that's pretty progressive for mainstream rap. That's great." Then I found out the guy was white and I was all, "Well, duh." That's probably racist, I dunno.

Wub jub.

"Here, this is where you BELONG." (Disc remains inanimate and unfeeling.) "Dammit, I'm talking to you! Feel ASHAMED!"

I bought them when they were on sale on Amazon for a song. They're great. They also come with discs with the remastered versions on them, but I don't know what you'd want to do with those.

Some might call you crazy and obsessed, but I do not.

Technically, they're allowed to take stuff from it that they like, though, right? They just don't feel beholden to have the new films "fit in" to the EU stuff.

So they just have a cast list for The Love Guru that they're working their way down?

I just did a search, and discovered that at least one of the Falafel joints in my town serves schwarma. Cool.

Is this the Grandma's Boy/Wreck-It Ralph hybrid we were all (none of us) hoping for?

Bummer. I think my family will stick to Avengers: Assemble for a while and maybe catch this flick on video down the road.

It's a tough line walked by the makers of Marvel movies: Making fun, superhero movies that can be enjoyed by both kids and twisted, stunted adults alike.

She so doesn't fall into the "token butt-kicking hot chick" mold. She shows less skin than even Hawkeye, she doesn't seduce anyone with her feminine wiles, she just plain outsmarts people and if that doesn't work she kicks their asses handily.

I liked her character in the Avengers too. She's one of those rare "regular people" who are skilled, tough, and brave enough to run with superheroes.