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I'm siding with Mohd on this one. White supremacists, Trump supporters, and radical Jihadists are all various brands of anti-Semitic jagoffs who should be wiped off the face of the earth. Humanity should be inoculated from such toxic idiocy.

Why would Harry Potter hang around with all those uncouth mugbloods?

"Hey!" — Plankton

And I'M Tony Curtis!

The American voter swoons when their candidates are the opposite of insightful.

Andy Kaufman's Boner Patrol sounds like a Disqus gimmick account.

And they obliquely crush it!

But without Dr. Phil, we would have never gotten the Dueling Dr. Phils on Cheap Seats without Ron Parker.

Who wants a new car!!!!

Ironically, Bob Kane took credit for the urination.

Except Michael Richards had talent.

That's nothing! I have Truman Capote's ashes!

Goddammit, Lemon!
**drinks a glass of scotch**

People underestimate Gene Wilder's volcanic sexual charisma.

Or Al Qaeda, ISIS, Liberty University, and the Unabomber.

Hooray for sentimental treacle!

I'd watch those sports!

Dressage is idiotic.

Self-involved New Yorkers? You mean Trump or hipsters?

Trump is not sponge-worthy.