"Hey, worked for me!" — The Prophet Joseph Smith

Run for president. But be really, really racist.

Nathan Rabin's Boat Trip.

He's no Jude Law.

"a ditsy, over-sexed, hard-partying bimbo who is a phenomenal physical specimen with the intelligence, depth, and attention span of a golden retriever puppy."

He looks like this:
http://vignette2.wikia.noco…

The heck ya mean?

Christ, what a dumbass.

Not unless you try the bird's nest soup, which is amazing!

[lazy Donald Trump joke]

Sports is an all-encompassing obsession to help us stop thinking about our exorbitant healthcare bills and when the next mass shooting will happen.

Still want to kick Bob Costas in the teeth?

"Incompetent rich" is redundant.

Along with thinking that cricket is interesting and that an aristocracy isn't worthy of collective execution.

You serious? I just told you.

If you're George W. Bush? I'm sure he visited all those places and is still dumber than a box of hammers.

I thought this was an aggro dump?

**witnesses the Archmage engage in an awkward Macarena dance on the Ethereal Plane**

Lochte, Stock, and 2 Smoking Olympic Dumbasses.

Michael Phelps will appear as Jar-Jar Binks in Rogue One: The George Lucas Version.