I can. Does anybody have any corn I can eat?

Resident Evil: Galt's Gulch. Come on video game manufacturers, make it happen!

But where will I post my Ira Glass-Sarah Vowell slashfic?

They're no Ned's Atomic Dustbin.

Death continues to fuck me like an animal.

Even the Spin Doctors?

Peeno Noir Exorcism?

"I watched The Exorcist 67 times and it KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY TIME I SEE IT!!!"

"Exorcism comedy" is redundant.

I have a piece of fiction about this feud. Ironically, both Vin Diesel and The Rock are nude and covered in cocoa butter.

Unless those children make fun of a bald prophet. Then God sends a bear after those little brats to eat them.

Based on the novel Push by Sapphire.

Morning Radio? Ugh, no amount of crystal meth can make Morning Zoo Talk Radio interesting for me.

It figures, given your family history.

I find this pun thread a little dull.

Isn't that OJ Simpson's cover band?

— Jeremy Clarkson

Meth lab staff photo shoot?

Blevins, the garbage dispenser of the AV Club.

No, the Amazon Buy Stuff article is one over.