The AV Club is no McLaughlin Group. There needs to be more shouting.

Alias Grace? Wasn't this a JJ Abrams show?

— Donald Trump

I'll allow it.

Sandcastles in the sand?

Jill Stein? Oh, the lady that's going to give Trump a chance to nominate someone to the Supreme Court.

"You had me at ass-masking." — Elliot Gould

Paul Atreides: Cancer Survivor and Kwisatz Haderach.

CC? Chuck Norris?

It was terrible. They totally didn't have sex with each other!

Channing Tatum and Joe Manganiello bond over shirtless car wash scenes and tender soft-focus explorations of hot man-love.*

Donald Trump is writing it, but his tiny baby-fingers can't reach the keyboard.

— PW Botha

Nia Long was the best part of Boiler Room.

"Orthogonally"?

This isn't about Immanuel Velikovksy?

CHILD: Daddy, what's Great Job, Internet!?
FATHER: Let's not talk of such things, child.

"You know what? Fuck this shit." — Alien craft that makes crop circles.

She's a very freaky girl …

Idi Amin?