So Ariel and Ursula will have a duel at the end? Will we have to hear about Prince Eric's lecture on the virtues of bimetallism in a federalist republic?

You said that about Corey Haim.

And Ted Cruz as the Hound of the Baskervilles.

- Melania Trump

The answer will involve Kevin Hart and a bunch of sass talk.

"I know my stuff is in the public domain, but come on!!!" — The Ghost of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.

James Van Der Beek could use a steady paycheck.

— Donald Trump

I'll watch the Margaret Cho stand-up routine instead.

Could call the app A[B]VClub. Because O'Neal is a raging alcoholic.

It's not cute when you're trolling for it. It just comes off as manipulative and crass.

Did Johnny hit their dog?

The CIA found Iraqi WMDs and most Christian conservatives against gay marriage are totally, totally straight.

No … WRONG!!!!

When did McG become a scary shouty Jesuit priest?

WRONG!!!! Pat Buchanan …

Season 4 was just disappointing. The Sophie B. Hawkins Dance was kinda funny. Kinda.

I may be a cannibal and Communist and a convicted felon, but I am not a neckbeard.

I've been driving for so long. I can't wait to get out of Africa.

1. He did it for the schools and healthcare pricing, right?
2. I didn't know Valerie Plame got divorced?