He probably has his eyes on the Chinese gymnasts.

That's not spectacular. He stole the gimmick from Birdman.

I get that reference.

Let me try.

If he doesn't fuck up and end up nuking New York City by mistake.

That's not any fun!

I would have thought 22Kill was an NRA mass shooting fan club?

I think I've seen Kindle erotica stories that factually recreate such a scenario.

So cancer wasn't a metaphor for Donald Trump's very existence?

His tiny babyhands can barely hold the vodka bottle.

Why can't I see his hands in the header photo?

— Radiohead

I didn't know he was still alive?

Anyone else think the This Is Us trailer look horrendous?

Hermione can handle my wand any time she wants.

I'm only controlled by spirits with 40% ABV.

Real wands? Way ahead of you.
**starts to unzip pants**

Bob Zagat?

Lorenzo is no Li'l Sebastian.

Does The AV Club owe Rob Thomas money or something?