Because all white girls look the same.

Deconstructed how?

"At least I don't have to listen to my son's milquetoast sonic wallpaper." — Rob Thomas' mom's ghost.

Wallace Beery, wrestling picture. Whaddya need, a roadmap?

**does a dance to "Superfreak" by Rick James**

I didn't expect Screech to get all stabby.

Dude, speak English!

Why not just hire some Communist paramilitaries to beat the shit out of him? Hitler, I mean.

Or to leak his tax returns to Julian Assange.

Trump would probably be robbed at gunpoint.

So in the future, everything will be a homoerotic Breitbart social media circle jerk?

**gets punched by a Keno brother**

Uber uber alles!

From a guy drives on the wrong side of the road and whose nation is made up entirely of roundabouts.

Emojis? Whatever happened to emoticon, man?

Between classes? No wonder "How to clean your Glock" has so many views.

It's verisimilitude was lacking in parts.

Rampant illiteracy?

#blackshowsmatter

I thought you were burning through MILFs in the Houston area?