I thought she was Kurdish?
I thought she was Kurdish?
I'm now a believer in Hamiltonian democracy!
Huge tracts of land!
I think she could do a convincing gender-swapped Dave Foley cosplay.
Lootcrate? They are curated and amazing.
Pumpkin Spice Beer? Blecch!
**goes back to drinking some Old English**
Can we get a ruling from R. Kelly?
It's the foundation of Jim Crow law in the South.
SCOTT WALKER [fapping aggressively, Bible open beside him]: Convict him! Convict him! Ahhh … I'm cumming!
I imagine law and order Republicans are conflicted with this one. On the one hand, every conviction appeals to the bloody-minded masses in this blessed election year. On the other hand, he's white and straight.
IROC Z, muthafuckas!
I still consider the Vice Presidency worth less than a bucket of warm piss.
He drinks Thunderbird from the bottle wearing on wife-beaters and boxer shorts.
Laura Linney? I'll be in my bunk.
1996 was a halcyon year devoid of dumbass Star Wars prequels.
But I'm using my Oscar Pistorius Semi-Automatic Handgun and Can-opener.
Rawhide was actually a prequel to MASK.
I think Angie Harmon is rather fetching.
"Ah, what the Christ!"
But the US will lose to Russia in the Vodka Drinking Down-hill Slalom.