Rowdy Gaines sounds like the name of a character from MASK.

**wheels out Android Bob Costas**

More of a Fred Phelps fan, Buzz?

I'd watch Buzz get a quick punch up … in the face.

Shouldn't you be cleaning your guns or beating your significant other while citing verses from the King James Bible? Well, when you're not at a NAMBLA meeting or figuring out ways to keep ISIS sleeper agents off terror watch lists.

The singular is Olympiad.

It's unbelievably awesome! You sound like a gay communist. I'm for topfreedom, not for Republican repression. Ironic how a lady's boobs is yet another thing the emo punk ass GOP is afraid of. You are a party of spineless draft-dodging cowards. When the Orlando massacre happened at the gay club, were you thinking,…

Great film!

Mainly because watching the men's breaststroke semifinals is boring as fuck.

J'accuse!

Some cheese-eating surrender-monkey?

Don't forget to bring a towel!

At this point, Dexter Morgan seems like a moral exemplar compared to Trump.

Wouldn't Matt Damon also work?

"Breakfast of champions!" — George Lucas, pouring Colt 45 over bowl of Captain Crunch.

He was pretty young in the films. So, like, Lando in nappies or some shit?

The Rock was the one with acting ability.

<— again gives no fucks.

"Oh wait, was she a really big fat person?" — Donald Trump, preparing his Inaugural Tuxedo made entirely out of leatherized skin from fat chicks.

Wow, really?
**immediately kills self**