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Bob Hope is God
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**Shelley Duvall dressed as Olive Oyl slowly raises hand**

Like the Devo song?

If Donald Trump wasn't a perpetual capitalist fuck-up and thin-skinned coward, he'd be a lot like Heydrich.

Does Bryce Dallas Howard run from the dragon in high heels?

Torture, Catholic iconography, and coarse anti-Semitism?

How fucked up do you have to be to have Frank Gallagher as your AA sponsor?

I don't think we should be coddling the wealthy and talentless.

Alice in Chains?

This is kind of insulting to Zapp Brannigan. Brannigan, despite being a sexist tool, is a better space captain than Trump is a businessman.

<— gives precisely zero fucks.

It's like seeing more of The Joker would make Suicide Squad any less terrible?

Why don't you shut your whore mouth and make your husband a sandwich?

No, he has someone else do it. Walking that much would make him winded.

Ironically, in the 80s I couldn't stop staring at Tim Kazurinski's junk.

Like I said, Whaddya need? A roadmap?

Is that the only descriptor you could think of?

Kind of like the second-rate football player he played in Jerry Maguire.

And then there's the movie Wedding Ringers.

Again … suicide is painless. You're boring.

Is this some kind of online performance art piece?