I want to see bad babies aborted. Trump, a coat-hanger. Whaddya need, a roadmap?

COLBERT: Jimmy, roll the tape again showing Trump's melt-down.

I thought Hugh Jackman was in Swordfish?

Getting Doug with High 2016!

Why not pie him in the face?

Preferably with a fully armed thermonuclear warhead.

First base!

Aren't Second Amendment People too busy looking for elementary schools to shoot up?

Feed it? Why not simply bash its face in with a claw hammer? You know, as Christ would have.

How do you think Kissinger & Associates pays the rent?

Just ask Ted Nugent.

Then who would the GOP ask to do their money stuff?

Isn't his name Goebbels?

That's implying GOP Sandy Hook truthers have any hand-eye coordination.

Ayn Rand: The one Stalin should have got. Show her what a hard day's work actually means.

I'm all for Breitbortions. They are safe for women and more common than you'd think.

Wouldn't that be hilarious of it "accidentally" burned down.

Trump does know how to leverage toxic brands into more publicity.

It makes sense, since he spends most of his time looking at the chests of 1 year old girls.

Still gives zero fucks.