Don't be doing any shenanigans and goings-on.

Like Jeff Fahey and JK Simmons as bumbling CIA bureaucrats in Burn After Reading? I'd watch the shit out of that show!

SUCH a Boy Scout!

"The Addams Family" was great!

What about the episode where they discussed Michel Foucault's concept of the panopticon?

What does Bronson Pinchot have to do with this?

Nigel Farage is a pretty big piece of shit.

How else do you clean your junk?

Do they accept Social Credit?

The only ones shouting "Exterminate! Exterminate!" are the Trump supporters on the street corner.

By Poochie, you mean Blevins, right? He's the AV Club's Poochie.

Back … and to the left.

Tabitha Soren used to be a teenage crush. Now she reminds me of Mary Gross.

[lazy and inappropriate joke about D & D player's weight]

Buy your music on CD at a thrift store like a real American!

Trump turned into Nurgle so gradually I barely noticed.

Or if he isn't exiled by an angry mob.

The GOP committed moral seppuku.

Perhaps he can go the way of Breitbart: cocaine and a heart attack. Thoughts and prayers.

Suicide is painless.