Sad, dumb? It can be two things.
**puts on sunglasses, rides off into the sunset on his rad motorcycle**

Weren't the Republicans de-funding embassy security and outing Valerie Plame? Let's celebrate bipartisan hypocrisy.

No, the GOP aren't like the Nazis. The Nazis had a baseline competency the GOP lacks. Plus they had snappy uniforms. The GOP looks like a crowd from the State Fair walked in on a KKK rally.

We should ask Valerie Plame what she thinks.

Luckily those many people are fucking idiots.

He's approaching the irrelevancy of Drake's dad.

He's a weeping abscess of the public eye.

Hollyweird and the Right Wing do enjoy the White Male Default.

Dear Great Job, Internet!

Hopefully when he loses an angry mob will chase him and his awful brood from our hallowed shores.

What about the Tom Hanks movie called Inferno?

Although if that means seeing Ivanka Trump fall into a pile of barbed wire, I could make an exception.

I can't wait to see how DC fucks this up.

Yes, have some.

"Excuse me, I have to change my pants." — James Woods, upon seeing all those ski slopes of cocaine.

**fandom loses its shit**
Rinse, lather, repeat.

Unless he brands a swastika into Spidey's arm.

Spider-Man: Homecoming is pre-emptively terrible.

So she baptizes James Woods?

Isn't Trump too busy skullfucking the skeleton of a non-white, non-Christian Armed Forces veteran?