Pyle!

For lack of evidence or for want of any intellectual ability?

But what about tons of gay sex with aliens featuring a female lead? Asking for a friend.

Should have used a trout instead.

**let's one rip**

Avant-garde Modernism, Internet!

I don't think foul-mouthed babies are the intended audience for The Winter Soldier.

Including kids because of our delightfully weak background checks when purchasing a firearm.

This seems like a strange adaptation of Walter Benjamin's 1000-page unfinished opus on 19th century shopping arcades of urban Paris.

Let's hear it for the dames!

Where's your parade?

It's because ALF was an ISIS sleeper agent.

Leave that for fanfiction.

McCloud?

And if Bucky has the common courtesy to give Cap a reacharound.

Spoilers for The Winter Soldier? Who hasn't seen that movie yet?

Except I'd watch that.

Revenge of the Sith defines the term "damned by faint praise."

"Cut. Print. We got it." — George Lucas, looking like a gelatinous blob of moneyed laziness, perched atop a director's chair, nursing a Starbuck's Frapaccino, staring vacantly at 2 monitors amid a sea of lackeys, yes-men, sycophants, and green screen as far as the eye can see.

Plan 9 from Outer Space had better set design and a better screenplay. That screenplay at least made sense!