Buckethead or GTFO!

So is Ring Theory the Star Wars fanboy equivalent of Intelligent Design or The Hollow Earth?

I know, the pure WTFitude is off the charts.

I would. In the prequels, they are a passel of morons who spend all their time in committee meetings.

The screenplays to the prequels had the tiny flaw of being fucking terrible.

Although most American voters thrive on the sweet elixir of moral hypocrisy when choosing their candidates. Bonus points of unctuous sanctimony.

From the prequels' perspective, basing alien races on outdated racist stereotypes of Asians and African-Americans was totally a good idea.

But it kinda looks like her.

Prequel apologists are almost as bad as Jill Stein cheerleaders.

Probably less than a Nazi collaborator.

Gillian Jacobs agrees.

[gif of pop culture something or other because funny]

It's how I take my whiskey.

Making A Murderer will have an emo soundtrack now.

Because red algae leads to a communist insurgency and eventually universal healthcare?

Someone tell Michael Phelps to take a shower.

Wait, that's not the AT&T smartphone lady?

The AV Club should look into that year more closely … or however their Duracell puppet-masters deem it appropriate.

<—- gives exactly zero fucks

We just don't want a sequel right now. Just wait 21 years like with Independence Day.