Her?

Just don't put this dingus in front of an open mic.

Cascadia Hops & Dupree gets second season.

"A 500 scripted TV series peak? Ha HA!" — General Kilgore

Dagobah is my nickname for Ivanka Trump's crotchal region.

**Neil DeGrasse Tyson feverishly prepares an idiotic response to space fantasy ecology**

"Hey, I liked it when blacks get lynched. Back when America was great and we didn't have the socialist evil like Obamacare." — Ben Carson

And more experience in foreign policy.

LT CAPT WILLARD: Every time I'm back in Saigon I get weaker and Wicket gets stronger.

Upvoted for accuracy.

Matchbox 20 is sonic Ambien.

Awesome username/comment synergy!

Before Hootie became a countryfied pile of beige.

Listening to Counting Crows is like getting a chemical castration.

Blevins was the divorce lawyer, right?

The Onion is brave enough to tell the truth:
http://www.theonion.com/art…

No, whores have talent.

"Hey!" — A mouth-breathing ape.

Roger Ailes likes foxes too.

I always thought that The Daily Show was the Court Jester, using jokes as a means to tell the truth. FOX News, on the other hand, was the lynch mob from To Kill A Mockingbird.