Hentai or GTFO!

"Is our children learning?"

Because Asia?
**facepalm**

Look at the size of that guy's taint!

I enjoy Rosebud brand peas. They are filled with pea-ness.

She was no Terry Sweeney.

Who? And him?

"This world is bullshit!"

Is that the same as Star Wars Kid?

I love the smell of Fiona Apple in the morning.

It was classic, man.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

The Trump campaign seems like a terrible softcore parody of a presidential campaign, although it was Ted Cruz who hired all the softcore porn actresses.

The last time Fiona Apple ate anything was 1996.

Neil DeGrasse Tyson, atheist fame whore.

The clocks aren't deck or fetch?

He was no Mary Gross.

*but

Trump gets kicked out of more bars for that very reason.

Doesn't he owe Lorne Michaels one Prima Nocte?

Taran Killam? The one who looked like Colin Jost?