Roger Ailes isn't doing anything right now. Let's ask him.

Do the Bart Man!

In the words of Terrence Howard, sane person, "1 + 1 = 1"

"Pink is my favorite color."

If someone has succeeded in making their Pitbull vegan, I will shake their hand.

It's like a Breitbart.com MRA wet dream.

Emma Stone could also get work as a heroine in a Chinese martial arts epic.

I thought everyone knew Stacey Dash was clueless?

Silverstone feeds her kids like she's a robin.

Facebook is like a clickbait-Trump meme-Bernie love-in meets a Candy Crush trainwreck. And everything is monetized to the point of absurdity.

James Carville as Superman.

Man of Steel XIII: Jason vs. Superman vs. Freddy

"You speak truth. Now where Moose and Squirrel?"

Superman Shrugged: The Fountainhead of Steel

Zack Snyder is a lot like Donald Trump. He has terrible ideas and all his projects lose money. Yet he has a rabid fan base.

He sounds a lot like Donald Trump to me, except that the things Russell has his name on actually make money.

[De Niro squints, says the same thing in 50 different inflections]

You're not wrong.

The only Chewbacca Mom I know is from the Star Wars Holiday Special. Because I have standards!